I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When are your genitals available?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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