Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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