I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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