You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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