And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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