I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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