I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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