I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
should my penis look like a turkey
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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