Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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