We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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