It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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