i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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