Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I will pee on everything he values.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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