sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
These tits shall not be calmed
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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