If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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