Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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