My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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