we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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