Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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