i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
