I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
