You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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