did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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