Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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