Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i now understand why vodka
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize