Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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