watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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