some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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