well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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