Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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