The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
