The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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