areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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