good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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