so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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