I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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