I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.