Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just googled if crying burns calories
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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