My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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