that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize