We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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