I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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