I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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