How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Randomize
