I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
They left me at home... I'm a liability
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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