3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist