I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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