yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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