Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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