Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
My liver just had a heart attack.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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