lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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