you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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