It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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