with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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