we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
