theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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