yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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